[ Oh, good. That wasn't so bad for now. She didn't need to go into detail about her preferences, but it's not like they were deep dark secrets or anything.
And it looked like it was finally time to relax. A score popped up on the screen and a little victory jingle played for passing. Octo-man turned to grab them both a gift basket for their prize.
The chocolates were one thing. The condoms, lube, and vibrator were something else. Ed's face flushed a bright red. ]
You can't be serious...
[ His voice is a tad on the squeaky side. He clearly doesn't appreciate the prize. ]
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[ Ed just stares at her. He's reminded of the time he and Al had a discussion with Colonel Mustang in his car and when they were dropped off, the immediately saw him pick up some woman for date just down the street.
NONONO he did NOT want to think about that!! ]
TAKE IT!
[ He tosses the basket at her in a fluster and books it out of that booth. ]
[ Hey, now, a man has needs. It's totally just a natural part of life. ]
Hey, sweet. Thanks, dude!
[ she calls out after him. She manages to catch the basket and now is holding two of her prizes proudly. She should probably follow after him to make sure he's okay, but... ]
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And it looked like it was finally time to relax. A score popped up on the screen and a little victory jingle played for passing. Octo-man turned to grab them both a gift basket for their prize.
The chocolates were one thing. The condoms, lube, and vibrator were something else. Ed's face flushed a bright red. ]
You can't be serious...
[ His voice is a tad on the squeaky side. He clearly doesn't appreciate the prize. ]
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Woah, sweet! Free vibrator. These things can be expensive, so- You don't want yours? I'll take it.
[ The fuck even is shame. ]
I wonder if these condoms are, like, one size fits all? Their best guess? This is fun.
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NONONO he did NOT want to think about that!! ]
TAKE IT!
[ He tosses the basket at her in a fluster and books it out of that booth. ]
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Hey, sweet. Thanks, dude!
[ she calls out after him. She manages to catch the basket and now is holding two of her prizes proudly. She should probably follow after him to make sure he's okay, but... ]
I guess I'll see you around sometime?
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[ Sorry Rosie. The sooner he forgets this the happier he'll be. ]