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[milkisgross]

[ DING~

If Ed could shoot daggers from his eyes, Rosie would be on her way to a hospital right now. His anger isn't directed at her for long though, as he realizes that this isn't her fault. He slowly turns his head to the octo-man who seems a tad alarmed with the volatile response. Another question pops up. ]

Of the following, Rose would prefer what kind of date?

A. A nice dinner and a good movie.
B. A trip to an amusement park.
C. A quiet evening cuddling.

[ Ed's anger turns to embarrassment on a dime. ]

Uuuuuuuh....

[hasitsthorns]

[ Oh, uh.

That's- ]

Getting personal, huh? I shouldn't be surprised. [ This event was just one big tentacle kink, after all. ]

So, what do you think dude? What kinda' lady do I look like? Classy dinner with wine and film, fun-loving amusement park goer, or soft and sensitive cuddler extraordinaire?

[ Thankfully, she's shameless enough for the both of them. ]

[milkisgross]

[ Ed's face is slowly becoming a deeper shade of pink. ]

Uhm...

The amusement park?

[ At least it didn't look like she'd be offended if he got this wrong. ]

[hasitsthorns]

[ Bingbong!

With a chime and cheery colors, she smiles. ]

Hey, good guess! I'm definitely more of a hands-on date kind of gal. I like to do stuff, like carnival games or, I'unno, a crafting class. That sounds like the best kind of date to me.

[ She talked too much during movies, preferred beer over wine, and cuddling was- Well, it was nice in theory. ]

[milkisgross]

[ Oh, good. That wasn't so bad for now. She didn't need to go into detail about her preferences, but it's not like they were deep dark secrets or anything.

And it looked like it was finally time to relax. A score popped up on the screen and a little victory jingle played for passing. Octo-man turned to grab them both a gift basket for their prize.

The chocolates were one thing. The condoms, lube, and vibrator were something else. Ed's face flushed a bright red. ]

You can't be serious...

[ His voice is a tad on the squeaky side. He clearly doesn't appreciate the prize. ]

[hasitsthorns]

[ Oh, damn. They did pass! Cool. Once she's handed the gift basket, she - in constrast to him - lets out a loud, amused laugh. ]

Woah, sweet! Free vibrator. These things can be expensive, so- You don't want yours? I'll take it.

[ The fuck even is shame. ]

I wonder if these condoms are, like, one size fits all? Their best guess? This is fun.

[milkisgross]

[ Ed just stares at her. He's reminded of the time he and Al had a discussion with Colonel Mustang in his car and when they were dropped off, the immediately saw him pick up some woman for date just down the street.

NONONO he did NOT want to think about that!! ]

TAKE IT!

[ He tosses the basket at her in a fluster and books it out of that booth. ]

[hasitsthorns]

[ Hey, now, a man has needs. It's totally just a natural part of life. ]

Hey, sweet. Thanks, dude!

[ she calls out after him. She manages to catch the basket and now is holding two of her prizes proudly. She should probably follow after him to make sure he's okay, but... ]

I guess I'll see you around sometime?

[milkisgross]

Not if I can help it!

[ Sorry Rosie. The sooner he forgets this the happier he'll be. ]